Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a world where the West has fallen because teenagers are too busy partying and having sex instead of joining our epic gaming community.

Join us and help us rebuild society one block at a time, all while avoiding those pesky party animals and their wild shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual chaos with us?

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing falling is our jaws at the crazy adventures you’ll have. Trust us, it’s way more fun than playing Hearts of Iron all day.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Magic Items Found: 2610
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Animals Bred: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 New Chunks Explored: 70640
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 5443

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8612
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 New Chunks Explored: 622929
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3057
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mines Excavated: 3453

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Emeralds Found: 1215
    Towns Built: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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