| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 9020 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5920 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9341 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1731 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6327 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1301 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1133 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8710 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 204 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6060 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1291 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8456 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3316 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5147 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7813 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4826 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 181 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
