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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Emeralds Found: 8363
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Astral Projections Made: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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