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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Mines Excavated: 3585 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Players Killed by Monsters: 1569 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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