TeamCyber | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	641	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9207	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4266
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6597	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	419
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	1571	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5631
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3321	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4031
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3