Team CMK | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	988265	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2612	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	4721
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4003	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3488	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Animals Bred:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crops Grown:	2420
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	353

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	118
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

maxveel.keenetic.link

Players:	110/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4