Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	333036
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Animals Bred:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	3102
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Farmville Frenzy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	166

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5473

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	174
Potions Brewed:	141	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	3