Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7587
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2422	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2531
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7141	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	629
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mines Excavated:	4183	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2932	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Votes:	5813	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	505533
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	621066
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!