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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7612 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!