Tax Haven Havoc | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	1676
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1408
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	5085
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1