Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”
so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!
Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.
Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.
So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Server IP | mineward.net (1.20.4+) |
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| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp |
To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.
Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.
To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.
To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6680 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.
So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
