Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.
And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.
Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.
We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..
So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!
And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.
But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?
Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!
Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD
Join now!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
