Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 246366 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!
Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD
Join now!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 573239 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.
So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.
Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119
About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.
Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.
MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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MineBars is a top project for top players!
— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock
— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans
— Statistics of the best players
— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach
— Unique plugins made by our programmers
— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts
— Honest donation
IP – MBars.net
Website: https://minebars.ru
VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.
We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.
Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.
Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
