Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 88 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4956 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
