Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7484 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.
Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 773546 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!
Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2290 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4557 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 447861 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7374 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!
Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!
But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!
Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6425 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!
But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!
Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6090 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8724 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3714 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 56063 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
