lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Void Gems Collected: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Runes Activated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9932
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Potions Brewed: 37 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4760 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 382
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7852 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Villages Defended: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Zombie Dances: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 268 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Crops Grown: 9129 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7901 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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