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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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