TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1140	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	902	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mines Excavated:	1123
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1910	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Players Killed by Monsters:	4265
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	1962	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Votes:	1011
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!