TankTasticCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	5839
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4917
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

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Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SirenCraftIsrael

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Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Items Found:	3694
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2364	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	New Chunks Explored:	775127
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5