TankShellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	8659	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	9467
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30