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Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	90
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	74	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3294	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	161
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	173
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4