Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 111
New Chunks Explored: 358418 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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