Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragons Tamed: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 153 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Marburg Server

    Crafty Marburg Server

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

    The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Mines Excavated: 3361
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Zombie Dances: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1385 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Farms Harvested: 731
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Dimension Hops: 12
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Zombie Dances: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 404 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Items Found: 4925
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Animals Bred: 178 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 6143
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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