TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mines Excavated:	2721	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

**Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Players Killed by Monsters:	3336	Buildings Constructed:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Void Armor Forged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	7882	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.