so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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