PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Items Found:	8248
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Enchantments Applied:	231	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

Modern Classic Prison

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	1698
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	3891	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crops Grown:	6652
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	2319
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8800

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	9682
Emeralds Found:	6409	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1186	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Runes Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life