Hao SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Patriots Support Israel 1.21.2

1.21.2, American Patriot, American patriots, Christian, Christian patriots, Country, destroy Hamas, family, gaza, GOD, Hamas, hell to pay, Israel, Jewish blood, level Gaza, patriots, right wing, right-wing twitter, Support, Support Israel, twitter, white patriots

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama on Twitter, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are more chill than a cucumber in a snowstorm. Plus, we don’t care about your political views, as long as you’re down to game and have a good time. So, why waste time arguing online when you can be crafting and exploring with us? Join now and let’s make some memories together!

MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore

Birth experience, Boundaries, controlling behavior, Decision making, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, micromanaging, MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore, mother-daughter relationship, mother-in-law, Motherhood, narcissistic mother, parental control, Pregnancy, Recovery, setting boundaries, wedding day, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of your mother trying to control every aspect of your life, from your wedding to your future kids’ names? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of your overbearing parent! On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference, and name your virtual children whatever you want – even if it’s something crazy like “Diamond Sword” or “Creepa-licious.” Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you break free from your mother’s grip. So come on in and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8541	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1133
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8557	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2349
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	7826	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	7554	Towns Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3172	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	150

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2