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Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	8805	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	283	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1424
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3601	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5