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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Runes Activated: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Potions Brewed: 151 Infinity Stones Found: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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