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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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