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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4767 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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