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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Runes Activated: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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