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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 202
Dimension Hops: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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