so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2087 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Potions Brewed: 195
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Enchantments Applied: 183

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5824
    Towns Built: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Emeralds Found: 622
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 507

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1399 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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