Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 3602 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Farms Harvested: 214

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

    But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

    Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

    The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

    There is also a plot on the server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1322 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4886 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9509 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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