Swunkcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4185	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	4508
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	238
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6452

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Farms Harvested:	341
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	169
Mines Excavated:	4519	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Potions Brewed:	147
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8083	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8679	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Farms Harvested:	689
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	720

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0