Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we celebrate all the strongfat men of the world who don’t quite fit in with the bara or gchub crowds. We’re talking about the musclegut legends who can mine diamonds with one hand while chugging a potion of strength with the other.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Towns Built: 9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Runes Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Enchantments Applied: 269
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 90482

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 182
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 525298 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2829 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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