SwingMasterCraft

age limit, Ageism, aita, Behavior, children, clubbing, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, Equipment, judgment, park, Playground, priority, random people, social norms, SwingMasterCraft, Swings, teens, Toddler, Yelling

Are you tired of getting yelled at by entitled parents at the park? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where swings are for everyone, regardless of age! Swing to your heart’s content without any Karens in sight, because on our server, everyone is equal when it comes to swinging.

But that’s not all – we also have a special swing just for toddlers who can’t even stand on their own! Watch as parents fight over who gets to swing next, all while you enjoy the chaos from a safe distance in your virtual world.

So come on down to our server and swing away your troubles! Just remember, on our server, age is just a number and swings are for everyone. Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	763	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6208	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7864
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	157
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ores Mined:	1699
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/darktide-class-update/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

Atlus, Character, confusion, fan theories, game development, Gaming, Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, Persona, puzzling choices, question.., remake, remake characters, remake decisions, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, speculation, strange, strange journey remake, video game, Yukiko, Yukikos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, anime adaptation concept, anime concept, anime crossover, anime fanfiction, anime fantasy, anime ideas, anime mashup, anime remake, Anime Series, anime version, Charlie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolate, FACTORY, FANTASY, imagination, Minecraft, smp, WHIMSICAL

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	950
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.