| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1464 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6154 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 166 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4751 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7114 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6115 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3758 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5236 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 633234 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8225 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 1984 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4297 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7290 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5635 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4079 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1646 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4412 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
