Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 2705 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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