Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Buildings Constructed: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
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