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Players: 104/800 Votes: 6318
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Villages Defended: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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  • FlushCraft Minecraft Server

    FlushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9779
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 652312 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7088
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

    Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6132
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Villages Defended: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1603
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dimension Hops: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1951
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8541
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dimension Hops: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7500
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 556
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2387 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2132
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4960
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3817
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5446
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8233 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8877
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 8544
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 248
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2530
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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  • Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

    Cheater-Free Crafty Fun
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6745
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Items Found: 3588
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

    So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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