Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

    EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

    BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt
    Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

    BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

    ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Magic Items Found: 1865
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

    ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
    so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

    imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

    we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Potions Brewed: 154 Villages Defended: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

    Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1256 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

    Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 568 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 122 Villages Defended: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Alien Abductions: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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