Superflat | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Catchphrase

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Community Coop

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Items Found:	2076
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Royal Island SkyBlock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

Features:

Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DogRescueDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5216
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	3071
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

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lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

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OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	391170	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Enchantments Applied:	87
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ores Mined:	3201
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	710
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2