🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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