🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Crops Grown: 4971 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Farms Harvested: 714
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 8622 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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