🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Star Shards Collected: 139 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Buildings Constructed: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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