come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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