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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Alien Abductions: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Gods Slained: 0
Divine Spears Created: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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