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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Star Shards Collected: 245 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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